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US Letter, 8.5 x 11 inches. Print at 100% for craft pieces; use Fit to page if your printer clips the margins. An adult should help with scissors and fitting wearable crafts.
A funny Thanksgiving card can make someone smile without turning the holiday into a competition over the perfect message. These original printable cards use light jokes about pie, leftovers, and the pleasure of gathering. Choose the line that suits the recipient, then add a personal note so the card feels like it came from you.
What to make
Good holiday humor is easy for the reader to enjoy. A joke about a second slice of pie is usually more welcoming than a joke aimed at someone’s body, cooking ability, or family situation. The printable messages leave room for a real thank-you underneath. A short, specific sentence often matters more than adding another joke.
How to use this printable
- Read all the messages before printing and choose the one that fits the relationship and the recipient’s sense of humor.
- Print on cardstock if your printer supports it, then cut along the outside border and fold only if the layout calls for a fold.
- Write a personal line inside or on the back, naming a helpful action, shared memory, or small kindness you appreciate.
- Sign the card clearly and put it in an envelope, tuck it beside a place setting, or hand it over with a smile.
Make the activity your own
For a classroom writing lesson, ask children to separate the joke from the sincere thank-you and discuss what each part contributes. For a family gathering, leave blank cards and pencils on a side table so guests can make one for another person. Keep the humor optional: a reader who prefers a simple greeting can cross out a joke and write their own message.
Questions before you begin
Are these messages copied from greeting-card brands?
No. The printable contains original short messages created for this activity, with no branded character images.
Can I send one as a photo?
You can photograph your completed personal card and send it to someone you know. Check that your handwritten message is readable in the image.